Friday, December 14, 2018
FIFTY WAYS TO LOSE YOUR BUYER
Not to be confused with 50 ways to leave your lover
(Make 'em walk in the back Jack, Get a new plan Stan, stop hoggin' the key Lee and give it to me).
Good strategies to make buyers HATE your house.
Buyers will be eager to RUN away from your home for the following reasons:
Smelly house odors.
Toys strewn along the lawn or driveway.
Gutters with plants growing out of them.
Sellers who lurk over the buyer’s shoulders.
Shoes or clutter going up the stairs.
Insects, spiders, roaches or bugs of any kind.
Gaudy or “busy”wallpaper.
Clothing scattered on a bed or bedroom chairs
Piles of clothing everywhere.
Barking or growling dogs
Damp and smelly Basements
Dimly Lighted Rooms
Dogs that meet you at the door or in the driveway
Children running around the inside of the house.
Smoke stains and odor.
Filthy carpets and floors.
Dirt floor in a basement.
Having to enter the basement from outside the house.
Unable to stand up in the basement.
Owners or visitors in various rooms during showings.
Food scraps on table or counters.
Home is in disrepair
Diapers in the toilet
Pets in the house during showing
Children under foot during showings.
Home is obviously overpriced.
Broken or cracked windows.
Dead plants or plantings.
Fake plants with dusty leaves.
Stained walls and ceilings.
Exposed Dirty Sheets
Under garments and socks on floor.
Sink full of dishes.
No handrails on the stairs.
Dirt rings in the bathtub.
Burnt food on the stovetop
People watching TV during showings
Audible voice mail messages during showings.
Cramped closets stuffed with clothes.
Few or no windows
Broken window sashes.
Paint peeling from ceilings.
Garage filled with junk.
Soiled towels and dish cloths
Mold on the roof and exterior
Doors that don’t close.
Mice Droppings in the house
And I bet you can think of fifty more.
And don't you just love it when no one gives answers to any of your questions?
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